Maddy: Life of a Beach Bum & Bikini Babe Wannabe!

Oh no! This is so embarrassing!

Okay. Today something really really embarrassing happened to me! I was at my video guy place with my manager to check out our corporate video when this happened!

Reached there like 4pm and were hanging out to watch our video. Since our video guy needs to cast the clip on a DVD which takes like 1/2hour, me and my manager decided to head downstairs to purchase some fruits. By the way, the place is located somewhere in Geylang. Well it is away from the red light district and somewhere near the fruits area where there are lotsa durians etc. So coming back to the office, I decided to drop by the toilet as I was so urgent.

Hmm..there’s this guy by the name of Eugene who aint too bad looking and kinda set a good first impression on me few weeks back when I met him the first time. So every time when I head down to this place, I will be looking forward to see him. However, as he is pre-production guy, so I only saw him once and after that our project was passed to the post-production guy. But hey I still look forward to see him peep out from his office so that I can catch a glimpse of him. Which I did the second time I went in the morning when he came in so I said hi and then today I saw him also when he walked out from his room. I guess he must be sneaking out to see who’s outside since my manager, me and the owner of the place were talking pretty loudly. So immediately I smiled at him and he waved back.

Back to the toilet story. So I went to the toilet and seeing that it is unlocked I opened the door! And guess wat?! Sheesh..there Eugeue is peeing! OMG! Immediately I was like SHIT! And immediately I kept saying Sorry and closed the door shut! Immediately I heard the other two staff sitting there laughing and the other owner of the place came out and was like what happened? I was like sheesh..and my manager was like wondering what happened as well and I told him and the whole office laughed. They were like making a joke out of it. So Eugene came out and he was like embarrassed and I just kept apologizing so he was like no its okay but hey he had this action, well wat to do? And my manager kept teasing us saying that since I already saw his, he should wait outside now and when I go in, he just opened the door and see me. I was like No lah! Gosh! That was so embarrassing lor..i could feel my face all red! And he said that he thought that there was nobody using so he dinch lock the door so I said “Aiyoh who ask you not to lock the door lah..see what happened..” And immediately I went to the toilet full of embarrassement. SO when I came out Euguene went back to his room and I was just standing there talking to the video owner and my manager. Euguene then came out and I think he smokes since he went to the balcony and I was so embarrassed so I just said sorry about just now and he was like its okay. After that he had a client who dropped by and he went into the room and that was the last I saw of him..hee hee..

GOSH! So embarrassing lor! And hey you must be wondering what I saw? Seriously I dinch see anything lor. I only saw his shocked face and he actually used his hands to cover that important part of his! Ahaha..so I didn’t see anything at all. Not saying that I want to see anything! Ahaha..:P But hey the funny thing was that I was just thinking about him when I was going to the toilet as I walked past his room and his door was ajar. I was like wondering what he is doing right now and there he was in the toilet! Ahaha..:P

Hmm..so embarrassing! And what a way to leave an impression! Ahaha..:P I bet he will remember me as the girl who stumbled across him taking a leak! ;P Hmm..i bet he has a gf coz he just came back from Phuket 2 weeks back..ahaha..and a not too bad looking person like him..well, how can he not have a gf right? Oh well, just my motivation of going to my video guy place at Geylang, hoping to catch a glimpse of him every time i am there! :D

Someone from the past..

Went for lunch just now at the canteen opposite SAFTI MI with my colleagues and I met someone from my past. Ahaha..actually not really from my past lah..More like someone whom I was seeing back at the beginning of this year. Somebody whom I would said that have hurt me back then and I took some time to get over it. So it was actually a surprise to see him!

Seriously I don’t think that I would even meet anyone there. Yes I do know some peeps from Pasir Laba camp and Tuas Naval Base but seriously I have been there a few times and so far I have yet to meet anyone there. And so today I have to meet someone and it had to be him. Ahaha..i was caught unaware by him. I was queuing up to buy my Wanton mee with the IA student from another department when I saw someone wearing the green uniform walked past from the corner of my eye while I was taking my green chilli. Then I saw the person walked back and he grabbed my left arm. I was like hmm..so I turned and I took a moment to decipher on what I am looking at. For a moment, my mind was blank and then I realized its him! Ahaha..boy am I surprised and gosh he still looks as good as ever..except he is in green and has his specs on..;P And he looks much darker now..ahah..He thought he saw someone familiar when he was sitting down and decided to come look for me..so we were talking etc and hey he still remembers I worked nearby so he asked how come I was there blah blah blah and said hey you work nearby here right..i was like yea.. and asked him how he was..he said hes fine and I told him he looked much darker now and he said that he goes to Sentosa now. So actually asked me whether want to join him..So we talked for a while and I ended the conversation by asking him for his no.

Well I did texted him thereafter and he asked me to Sentosa on Sat..ahaha..we texted each other for a while and he said that he needed to go do his work so the bitchy me actually wrote – “Alrighteys. Btw just let me know before you go mia again..” ahaha..seriously I was being bitchy here as the previous time, he actually went MIA without any news or actions! Ahaha..:P So I was being so bitchy here by saying that. Heh.

Actually I saw him before last month or so in Orchard but he didn’t see me at all. He was walking quite fast..think was hurrying to somewhere and I was like hey this guy looks familiar. And when I saw him then, all memories just flooded into my mind..ahaha..Seriously he aint that fantastic but its just that he came to my life at that point in time when I was kinda lost and hurt and I sorta dumped my feelings on him. Moreover he was kind of a sweet talker so there I go, falling for the wrong guy again and he, not being there to catch me when I “fell”.

And the worst thing was that he just MIA all of a sudden without any news or so. Somemore just now can ask me that did I went overseas few months back and that’s why I was MIA? Ha! Dunch know who MIA lor..ahaha..And to think that I was a fool then to be hopelessly “in love” with him that I was like texting him like mad when he went MIA! Ahaha..and to think of it now, I was like Hmm..am such a stupid girl.

Actually he is quite nice lah. But probably the mentality that he had when we were dating was wrong I guess. And till today I actually wondered what went wrong between both of us? There were no answers or such before he went MIA. Well, I guess guys like him are like that. Never meaning to give any answers or stuff. I can still remember at that time, I was like hopelessly and wishfully thinking of how we will turn out and even want my parents to meet him. Ahhaa..how foolish can I get!

So once again, his path and mine have crossed yet again. And I shall be smarter this time and not let him make me a fool again.

My 9th Driving Lesson

How time files and I am already in my 9th driving practical lesson! J On average, there would be 30 lessons so I am like 21 lessons away from the normal standard..;P Well, right now am on the road already and so far it had been a-okay. Nothing serious happened so far. No accidents! So no worry guys..except for the occasional honking and overtaking from the other full-fledged drivers on the road! Ahah..:P

Hm, am already in Stage 2 and so far it was okay. Instructors have been pretty much the same ones as well. No different ones except for the 2 occassions where I genna a nice and young instructor and the other occasion where I genna an old and cheeky uncle..ahaha..;P

I have yet to book for my TP since I have to wait to pass my FTT but again I was advised by one of the instructors that I should not book so early otherwise I would have to rush through my practical when the time comes near. So preferred is that I should go through Stage 3 first and halfway through then I can book my TP. A sound advice and I have decided to follow that as well. J Dunch wish to rush through my practical since I still not that zai in certain elements of driving so decided to be more comfortable and zai then I shall go for my TP test.

So far, I am pretty a-ok in most of the elements except one crucial element which is important and totally kills me lor..That is BRAKING. Seriously I cant seem to be able to get the braking momentum and my stopping distance is always so far away or too near..hee hee..You are supposed to brake early and hard, then clutch in while releasing the pressure on the brake gradually. Well, somehow I cant get the momentum so I always get the jerking brake..Shucks..now that sucks. Right now I am beginning to get the hand of it but seriously I think I would need to work harder on getting this part right!

Changing gears are fun! Especially when you get the hang of it! Hee hee..right now am jus so enjoying it and now I know when to change up and hey I enjoy it! But I hate it when you need to turn bend or slow down since you need to change down and I hate it when its 4th gear and you need to change to 2nd gear in order to make a turning etc. Coz firstly you have to slow down to change to 3rd before you can change to 2nd..Sighs..but once you get the hand of it it is fun! J And I didn’t know you have to change down when your speed decrease as well! Ahah..i was ticked off yday for not changing down to 2nd from 3rd when my speed fell. And I was nagged! Ahaha..so I finally remembered to change down after I was nagged at!

It was nice driving on a Sunday morning as compared to weekdays night where cars are like zooming like crazy! But Sunday morning has its pitfalls as well since there are so many pesdestrains crossing at pesdestrain crossing or simply jay-walking! And the most important ones to look out for would be the jaywalkers! Ahaha..;P So yday I was once again honked at at some stupid zebra crossing. As there was a long stream of people crossing and a few cars in front being L plate, traffic was slow. So I was stopping myself behind a van and somehow my car rolled backwards coz it was a minor slope. So immediately the red Kia behind me honked like real loud! I was like gosh..so I managed to hold onto my brake but guess what?! When it was time to move off, my engine actually stalled and my car died..sheesh..so there I go, trying to start up and once again I was honked like crazy! Not only by the car behind but also by the cars behind! Seriously people! Cant you just wait?! You all were L plate also mah..so being nervous, I started my car and once again my car died like 4 times in a row! I was like sheesh! And there my instructor go nagging at me yet again, “You see..genna honked already lah..still dunch want to move off huh..” So he nagged and me being nervous was like sheesh..so I told myself to take a break and stay calm and start my car slowly..so there I go..car started and I was ready to go..but hey people! It was nerve wracking since the whole world was like staring at me! Sheesh..these car drivers are so bloody impatient lor! And when the stupid red KIA drove up next to me, I just gave the stupid driver a hard stare and drove away..

Another incident was when I was honked at by one stupid lorry driver who was honking at me to move forward to cover up the space at the traffic light. Stupid lah. Only a short distance away will die meh! ;P

Was compaining like crazy to my instructor lor..like how ungrateful can these drivers be..honking at L plate where they themselves were L plate before lor..and he was like aiyah you think they will still remember after they get their licenses meh? Gosh! I just cant believe that these drivers are like that lor. Will a lil patience kill them? But the unbelievable is that my instructor can somemore explain the different kind of horning to me..ahaha..like friendly one, unfriendly one etc..gosh! he can still joke lor!

And another thing was that when he braked, he dinch tell me so I dinch clutch in and the engine stalled. The worst thing is that I genna scolding by him!

Instructor: Aiyoh..you always dinch clutch in when you brake lor.
Me: Aiyoh Sir..i wasn’t the one who brake leh. You always brake and didn’t tell me so I dinch clutch in lor. So the engine stalled lah.
Instructor: (laughing to himself). Aiyah, if I have to brake means something is wrong liao leh. If I don’t brake, then u sure will hit the car in front.
Me: Yah I know but at least tell me in advance mah. Then I can clutch in.
Instructor: Then you should pay attention to me also. If I brake, then you should immediately clutch in.
Me: (speechless)

Well, what can you say to that? Like that he win already lor. I sure lose one mah..* sighs * So I can do is “Okay lor..you win lor..” Although this instructor likes to suan me lots, hes nice lah..just doesn’t quite like to talk much..ahaha ;P So you can imagine the awkard slience when we are in the car..ahah ;P

Driving is very much about coordination, especially when it comes to Manual car..coz there’s a lot of work involved! Like changing gear when the speed is not there or when you need a higher speed..clutching in besides stepping on the brake while stopping..changing to a lower gear when you make a turning etc. Gosh! There are just so many work involved! But so far, everything is still a-okay. Once you get the technique, it is pretty much there and fun! J So right now am just looking forward to completing all my stages and get my license! J

Probably when I get my license, I might be getting a car..that is if I get sponsorship! Hee hee..;P

So working hard towards my bright Yellow Suzuki Swift Sports! :D

Buay Pai Seh

I have this story to share with everyone.

Social networking websites like Frenster and Facebook etc, do encourage people to know more frens and I myself aint excused from that. So recently feeling bored with my life, I have joined some social networking websites to get to know more friends. So from there I got to know some nice people but there is one incident which happened recently that totally got me pissed.

There’s this guy who kept requesting for my picture to be sent to him but because it is some social networking site like Frenster, there are pictures to be displayed and I have mine displayed as well. So apparently this guy was like trying to date me out and kept asking for my picture to be MMS to him. Hey hello..i do not have the habit of sending my pics to strangers or rather frens that I have just met. Seriously you wouldn’t know what kind of pervts are there so its better to play safe than never. So was smsing him and do speak to him at times and hey this guy was like keep trying to get me out of the house even though my schedule was like packed with driving and time of my own.

So the other night on Saturday, I met him on MSN. So we started chatting and he kept asking me to send my pic to him. Not willing to, he sent his pic to me..hmm..seriously, he looked kinda different now as compared to the one which he put on that website. Well, lets just say that that pic which he put on the site was a younger and thinner version of him. I was a bit taken back but hey having experiences in this kind of ridiculous stuff, I do know that some peeps are just so dishonest. So there he goes again, asking for my pic to be sent to him but I was like way no man..coz he sounded so extremely desperate and hey no way am I going to leave my pic with a desperado! And he said “I needed your pic coz I had a bad experience of meeting someone from the net.” Apparently he must have met someone who placed a really pretty pic on the site and in real life, she turned out to be so different. I was like, hey I look like what I do in the site lah..and he was like “oh, then its not meant to be.”

I am like wat rubbish man..he himself buay pai seh to put such a younger and thinner version of himself on that site and even dare to doubt how I look?! Ahaha..seriously mister, you have missed your chance so too bad for you. I didn’t even judge him nor tell him off for that stupid pic and he dares to judge me! Some people out that huh…just cant be honest for once and stop kidding others with a younger or thinner version of your pic! Somemore buay pai seh to judge people by their looks..thinking that people would lie to you by putting a different pic and looking different in person. Heh! You think everyone like you meh?! Seriously it is you missing out your chance and not me hor..:P

Recently

Recently I have been receiving smses from some frens asking me how I am and whether I was okay.

“Dear friends, thank you all for your concern but I am fines. :) Things are finally over and dear Maddy here finally knows how to think! No longer is she ruled by her emotions and heart but rather by her reasonable mind and brain.”

I guess I have been in denial all these while, well pretty much ruled by my stupid emotions and heart. And with that issue happening, I guess it is a clear sign to me. And to my 3 dearest sistas who have stood by me all this time, day in and day out, listening to me and offering me advices, J, M and S,

“Thank you sistas for standing by me all this while. You ladies have been so wonderful standing by me all this while to offer me your listening ear and advices. I have been so ruled by my heart and emotions that I stood by my decision even though I knew very much in my mind that things are super complicated and I deserve so much better in life. I guess you all must be really happy for me when I texted you gals saying that it is all finally over. Thank you all for all this time and I am really sorry if I did say some nasty things to piss you off when I was defending my initial decision and him. But hey I am so glad to have you ladies in my life. :) “

Final Theory Evaluation

Well well well, it has been a long time since I last updated this page of mine..Hee hee..well I had been busy..hee hee ;P Oh well guess what peeps?! Finally your dear fren here passed her Final Theory Evaluation! YAY!! Hm, it’s not the Test peeps but the Evaluation test. Coz am a student with the driving school so the requirement is that I would have to pass my Evaluation test before I can take the actual test..so there I am going for my Evaluation test.

And finally after 3 attempts I passed! Hah! Well, you must be thinking “Wah final theory leh. How can you fail 2 timeS?!” Seriously lor, it is tuff man! The last attempt which I took and I passed was on Monday and u know what? I was actually suffering from a hangover on Sun coz I went drinking on Sat..hee hee..so wasn’t studying much and I passed on Monday! Ahah..i was actually giving up hope already and so I dinch study much..was all ready to go for my 4th attempt but hey when the screen showed “PASS” in blue bold words, I was so exhilatrated! Dinch quite expect it but hey my efforts finally paid off! Ahah..:P But I must say this time round the paper was actually much easier than the previous two which I took. J But hey I am so happy that I passed! I actually had till 19th Aug to pass, which is like 2 weeks before my actual FTT otherwise I am not allowed to take the actual test and then I would have to wait another 2 more mths to book..which I am so not going to do it lor..

So now only left the FTT before I can book my TP test..sighs..right now I am just so worried about my TP test. Can you imagine if I fail? Gosh! I cant imagine! That could only meant another 2 mths of wait before I can book my TP test..sheesh..:( And I really cant imagine that FTT is the one that would totally deter me from getting my license! Ahah ;P Can you imagine I have finished all my practical stages already and then I have yet to pass my FTT? I think I will genna from instructor man and I will feel so bloody sians..ahha..coz right now, they are already asking me at every lesson whether I have taken my FTT..ahah ;P

Oh well, FTT is on 2nd Sep at 4.30pm so wish me luck! :D 2 more weeks to go!

• fingers crossed *

Irresponsibility

Irresponsible, that is all I can say of some peeps in this world. Some peeps just thought of short-term and not long-term. Just because they do not want to act irresponsibly at the beginning, they decided to take up the responsibility. But later in life, they realized that hey this is not what I want so decided to give up that huge responsibility and dumped it on someone else.

Seriously this issue is not only the consequence of one person but the other party as well. If right from the start, one person is against the whole idea and forces the other person to abide by it, then the problem would not have occurred at all. However, just because this particular individual decided to stand by and allow things to happen the way it is, the whole situation has become like this.

And right now, that individual has decided to throw her principle of being responsible and starts to act irresponsible, then the other individual now suffers.

So is this the fault of one or two individuals? Seriously I felt that it is the fault of both individuals. Firstly if there’s persistence in one of the individuals to say no, then this situation would never have happened. But well, that individual decided not to and stands by the side and see what happens next. Secondly if that particular individual wants to act responsible right from the start, then jolly well stick to your stupid principle of being responsible till the end and not halfway through, decides to retreat from her principle and made the other individual suffer. But seriously this is a decision of both individuals right from the start, so you cant say who is wrong and who is right.

Right now, it is time for that poor individual who has so far abandon responsibility to grow up and undertake that responsibility from now onwards. Even though that individual felt exasperated and felt like life has been sealed with no return, that individual does not have a choice but to understand that this is a decision that was made before and to understand that every decision/action comes with a consequence and this IS the consequence even though very much that individual does not want to face it or accept it.

It is disheartening to know that there are such peeps outta there. People who simply do not have the brains to think before they do something and in the end, resulting in hurt and harm on others. Why do such peeps exist? Dunch they learn from their frens or peeps around them or issues around them or even TV? This is really called sensibility and street-smart. And older doesn’t mean that you are wiser. For some individuals, it could just meant STUPIDITY.

I am in no position to judge but seriously if I ever have the chance, I would just tell that person off - “Stop pretending to be responsible where in the end, you have decided to be irresponsible. What is that split second of responsibility worth? By taking up that initial responsibility, you have not only ruined your own life but also the person whom you so-called hold dear to. And right now, you have decided to abandon that so-called responsibility which you have undertaken at the beginning, you are not being responsible at all. So stop pretending like you are all mighty with that responsibility that you have decided to undertake coz you are just such a fake and thanks for ruining everyone’s life.”

And to that person who now has to grow up – “I know you dunch have much choice but to face the issue now but seriously if right from the beginning, where you have decided to put your foot down and say NO, such things would never have happened. Your life would be so much better now and you can do the things you want. So when that thing happened, you have decided to stand by one side and allow that individual to do things that individual’s way without forcing to do it your way or explain the seriousness of actions. So now you have to bear that consequence of your action. Right now, who can you blame? No one I would say. It is your decision at that point in time and now you have to bear the consequence. You probably hate it now but simply there is nothing that you can do except to grow up and sacrifice all that you wanted for your future, just for standing-by and doing nothing. And it is this bo-chap attitude of yours that got you into this mess today. Or probably no one taught you the correct way to think at that time which resulted you in ignoring the all that would come. And hence this is what happened. Probably you have thought to yourself, How I wish I met this someone new (whom you hold very much dear in your life) earlier so that these shit would have never happened to me. Oh well, I guess the timing is all wrong. Well, I do hope you grow up and undertake the responsibility with all your heart. And if you ever meet someone new again, please do take the decency to tell the person new that you have all these baggages in your life and not wait till like sometime later when things are getting serious to tell her coz by then, things are different. Please do not hurt another individual again. Or rather or not, just stop meeting someone new.”

My driving weekend :)

A fren of mine msged me..hey am suffering from Monday blues already..arggghh..and asking whether am feelin it already..seriously i dunch..ahaha..i am actually lookin towards Tues to come coz thats my next driving license and i cant wait! Gosh..hee hee..think am so addicted to driving right now..i am seriously enjoying myself and this weekend was like a driving weekend for me!! hee hee..

Went for my FT practice on Friday..Evaluation on Sat..and practical today! hee hee..

Evaluation..i totally flanked my evaluation lor..sians..thought i would pass but i FAIL! and that totally sucks coz i so need to pass it 2 weeks before i can take my FTT! and my FTT is on 2nd Sept..so that leaves me less than a month to complete..actually its 2 weeks! Sheesh..so confident that i can pass lor so when the screen showed..41/50..(where am supposed to get 45/50 in order to pass), i was SHIT! so i failed..a big S.I.A.N!!! :(

So today i went for my practical in the morning and driving on a Sun morning is really different coz the center was kinda empty and its nice to be out in the morning to be driving! Kinda a nice feeling and i love it! :) SO today is like my first lesson on the road lor! i was kinda nervous actually but yet excited! hee hee..was expecting to get back the same instructor as my Tues lesson but it was a different name when I printed the allocation slip..so I was like hmm..wonder how my instructor is going to be like..

So today I genna a young instructor..hee hee..a different one from my previous lessons and this is a young one..coz the other two were like uncles and actually I was expecting to genna a uncle today also..but hey it was a young instructor and I am shocked! Hee hee..well, he was okay..not buaya but he kept talking to me and looking at me..ahaha..one of my gfs even asked, “are you like wearing a mini skirt and spagetti top which would make him all the more to look at you..” ahaha..i wasn’t..even though I was wearing a mini skirt as I always did when I go for driving..ahaha..i was actually a bit shy to look at him but he was really nice..He opened the door for me and waited for me to get in and then close the door and even at the end of the lesson, he retrieved my bag from the back seat! Gosh I am shocked coz the uncles just totally wont even wait for me to get in to close the door! Ahaha..:P So he was like chit chatting with me in the car..asking me about what I am doing blah blah blah..and how come I am so tanned etc..i think he likes tanned girls man..coz he kept talkling about it..ahaha..;P and then started asking about my personal like like why I learnt manual and my bf etc..ahaha..weird..well, as I SMSed my gfs, he was not buaya and I actually enjoyed the session coz it was really comfortable talking to him..J And he was really nice..it just felt like a fren in the car teaching me driving! A total different experience as compared to driving with the uncles…aint complaining about the uncles but this time round is a different experience! J

And my experience on the road! Wow! It was so fun!! It was exhilarating to drive at a higher speed as compared when I was in the circuit and I dunch have to stop as much as I have to in the circuit! But cars around were like fast and the pesdestrains were like worried when I drove past man..i was worried too! Especially when it comes to turning at junctions..i just dunch know how to stop the damn car and was so worried about hitting pesdestrains! But the instructor was patient enuff and he was alert man! But really did genna some idiotic pesdestrains who like cant wait and also lorry drivers who totally drive too fast even when they see me coming! And my instructor actually horned at him!! Ahaha..finally I get to horn at other cars!! And my instructor actually asked me whether I feel shiok anot!! Ahaha..so funny! And I actually liked driving on the road! It as so damn fun! :D And I love the rush when I drive at fast speed! Hee hee..and my braking has improved! YAY!! :D Finally I can stop correctly..:D But still need to improve since my stopping distance is like way far..ahaha..:P
But I must say I was pretty zai for my first time on the road! J ehehe..i wasn’t too nervous or anything..well, I was at the initial stage but as time goes by, I was better..J But I still need practice so that I can do better! J But I was quite zai lor..especially when we were going back to the centre, we were like driving up a slight slope so instructor was like you have to be careful when you drive up here since it is your first time driving up but hey I went up smoothly and he was impressed! He was like..wah..not bad huh for your first time! J So I was like glad! Ahah ;)

So right now I cant wait for my next lesson on Tuesday where it would be at night so road conditions would be so much worse as compared to today…since there will be much more cars..and I dunch think they will be as patient lor..ahaha..:P

Instructor even asked me when my next lesson is and I told him Tues night and he said that he would be working night shift also but not sure whether I will genna him since its on random basis selection by the computer..he also did said that he doesn’t teach car practical..mainly theory only and motorbike..hee hee..so let’s see if I genna him again lor..

Overall, my first lesson on the road was fun, exhiliarating and zai! And the instructor made it all the better! All instructors were patient with me and I always tried to talk to them so as to make the situation less awkward and for them to like me so they wont scold me!! Hee hee ;P

So beware people! I might be on a “L” plate but I drive like a daredevil! :P

I am finally driving!! In the circuit that is!! HAHA :P

It has been a long long while since i last updated this page of mine..hee hee..oh well, so much had been going on in my life that it kinda bugged me so much..sighs..well, peeps who knew what had happened..dunch worry ladies, am gettin along fines though i do get upset at times..giving my all is really not worth it in this case i guess..But hey failures will make me a stronger person and i really believe in that..and in this case, it was really not a waste on my part, but rather on the other person's part.. oh well..but hey this entry is not about that! it IS about my driving!! ahaha..finally i got down to it and right now i am in my fifth session in practical! :)

Am so extremely excited actually coz my next lesson will be on the road! YAY! Am pretty excited yet afraid at the same time since am going on the road! you know what that meant? It just meant - BEING SO SLOW ON THE ROAD THAT I WILL SO GENNA HORN AT BY ALL THE OTHER CARS ON THE ROAD...shucks..that totally sucks man..sighs..but hey like what my instructor said, "If you dunch get onto the road, how will you learn? You are not going to drive in circuit all your life leh.." And talking about instructors..well i have been not too bad..getting nice instructors :) Actually the same instructors for the lessons..one week same instructor and another week same instructor..so practically i have two instructors since the instructors are like on shift work..so that would mean one week morning and another week night so that also meant alternating instructors for me..:) I have one who always asked me lotsa questions to test me and make sarcastic remarks and tend to secretly laughed which is very funny..and another who tends to talk to me quite a bit and really patient..:) So..so far so good..:)

Right now am gaining the hand of driving..which includes control of clutch..oh ya, am learning manual so clutch control and biting point have to be there..ahaha..:P So thats okay for me..and controlling of steering wheel is okay for me as well..and the accelarator as well :D All doing fines..just my braking sucks..oh well...practice makes perfect i guess :D Still remember the first time when i was on the circuit..kept getting my engine stalled coz couldnt get the biting point..but right now am just getting better each time..:) Still remembered the sarcastic instructor saying that i drive like i am playing Daytona, the racing game in arcade..GOSH!

And can you imagine these days, you have learner horning at learner! Well thats what happened to me at the first lesson and when i told my colleagues and frens about it, all of them laughed! They are like wow..and i am shocked as well! Kept getting my engine stalled so the car behind me horned at me! GOSH! So i panic even more and couldnt get the car started..and the whole conversation bwt me and my instructor was like hilarious:

Instructor: See see..faster go..genna horn already..
Me: Aiyoh..learner also horn at learner lor..
Instructor: Well, peope zai mah..zai then horn people what..if you zai, you also can horn at people..
Me: I not zai leh..so cannot horn lor..
But in my heart i was like shit..and if that stupid car behind me is so zai, then overtake me lah..why follow me behind! sheesh..

But manual car is really tuff man..the control of the clutch is really driving me crazy and my hand was like so extremely tired after all the 2nd gear - 3rd gear and then 3rd gear - 2nd gear...sheesh..but i guess once you get hold of it, it will be fun! :D Just like how i am managing between 1st gear to 2nd gear :D

Well, i am looking forward to my next lesson since it will be my first on the road! So look out everyone for a SILVER HONDA (I think it is a Civic or City), with the no 38 (hopefully!) along Bukit Batok road from 9.50am to 11.30am! ahhaa..pls move away from me and stop horning or cursing at me!

Final Theory Lesson 1.02

Finally i have gotten to it!! YAY! that is probably like after half a year of deliberation..ahaha..:P Well well well..i have gotten down to enrolling myself with BBDC to learn driving!! ahah..well, my 2nd half of this year resolution is to get my Class 3 license coz was so bloody pissed off waiting for cabs at work..;P However, this is not made possible without my dearest mummy!! :) She has voluntarily sponsored $1K for my driving first and told me to approach her if its not enuff..hee hee..so am just staying with $1K first and approach her later..hee hhee..Thanks Mummy! But i do have a feeling that this does not come easily..ahah..this would probably mean that i would have to fetch her when i get my license and a car since she works so near to moi..So there i was, on Saturday morning enrolling myself for Class 3 Manual! Dunch ask me why i learnt manual..lets just say that i have a car for me to drive but its manual..*sighs*

So there i was..booking my FTT since i have already passed my BTT..decided to go for my FTT lesson coz i heard that it was pretty tough and since i need to fulfill my lessons requirement, so why not go for the lesson and not waste my chance at passing my FTT? -_-

So there i went for my FTL last night and boy was the instructor so lame..seriously he doesnt look like those who would crack jokes but boy those jokes that he cracked were so seriously L.A.M.E! i was like so amused by him but hey his lesson was an interesting one to attend! ;)

Lame Joke 1
He was asking the class like which is the longest road in Spore..
He: So class, do you know which is the longest road in Spore?
Someone: Yea, PIE lor..
He: Yup, PIE coz its over 40KM long..but do you know which is the shortest road in Spore?
Everyone just looked blankly at him and clueless..
He: Short street lah..coz its short street mah..Not funny meh? i think its quite funny leh..short street leh..
Everyone just gave a gosh kinda laugh..

* FAINTS*

Lame Joke 2
He: Do you all know why people like to park along the road, outside coffeeshops?
Everyone just looked blankly again.
He: Well, coz new car mah..Starts with SJJ leh..if park at the carpark behind, who can see? So i park in front then people can see new car mah..so there the owner goes..sitting in the coffee shop, laing his kopi admiring his new car..thinking to change to sports rim and adding spoiler..then TP came..so the owner quickly ran towards his car but then tripped along the way..so pai seh..but then never mind, got up and rushed to the car..but too late..TP already issued summon..coffee only 70cents but for that admiration, he has to pay $70 for the fine!

Then he got back to teaching..seriously there was no link with whatever he is teachinG! haha

Lame Joke 3
He was teaching us on tailgating..like not to tailgate etc..
He: Goodness, you know why everyone likes to tailgate? cozz everyone follows what everyone else is doing..but seriously sometimes the car follows so closely to the car in front coz new car mah..new car then must follow closely to see what the design is like etc..and sometimes, you have those dolls hanging on the rear windscreen..so when the behind driver's kid says "mummy mummy..i want to buy that doll.." So the driver has no choice but to drive closer to see what that soft toy is so as to buy for his kid..

* F.A.I.N.T.S*

Lame Joke 4
Was telling us like what you should do when you have a pedestrain who refuse to cross the road and stand at the middle of the traffic light when you are having your TP test..
He: What would you do if a guy who was supposed to cross the traffic light but then stop halfway and refuse to cross..So he stared at you and "Oh..you having your TP test now huh.." So stand down there and stare at you and you stare at him...then you turned to your tester, giving him the look..so what should i do sir? then the tester said "Now you on test or i on test huh?" Then you have no choice but to say "I on test lor..but what to do now?" "You never study theory meh?" You said "Theory never teach leh.." Then you die lor..

.....

Lame Joke 5
We were watching some clips on driving safely etc..so it was some clips from Japan like way back in the 80s! And the weird thing is that the video showed that when a car stops at the zebra crossing, the pedestrain actually bowed to sorta thank the driver! So instructor said.."Wah so polite one huh! SOmemore bow leh! Sure not in Spore..Spore where got like that!"

Seriously, he was really lame but hey he made the lesson all the while interesting..Hmm..i really wondered how he is like when he is teaching practical man..ahaha..but hey the driving schs are all so modern now..besides having their tests computerized, even their teaching materials are computerized! Now they teach using powerpoint lor! And their powerpoint are so animated with cars moving etc etc..gosh am so impressed lor..ahah..but well, they are not using those flat screen monitors..but hey they are modern! No longer you need to chop on your book already..just scan your IC at some booth to get a reporting slip and submit to the instructor when reportinG! SO COOLS!

And gosh, you can never imagine the crowd at the driving schools even at 10pm!

Would be going for my first practical next week and gosh am so excited! :) Excited and scared at the same time coz its manual..excited coz i am finally learning driving!! ahaha..cant wait to get my license..Hmm..wonder what i'll do if i get the same lame instructor man..ahaha.. :P But he seems kinda nice :D